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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 09:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Then came..

Still no good

Fishing is a popular pastime on many US beaches. What is a type of saltwater fish commonly caught from piers or by wading (flounder, redfish, etc.)?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is a sermon to talk about men?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some sex stories from your college days?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Five Observations from Bayern Munich’s dominant 10-0 win over Auckland City - Bavarian Football Works

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Moderate liberals, if any use leftist Quora, how do you feel about being associated with those who enjoy burning American flags, supporting Hamas, having men competing against women in sports, open borders, green new deal and general wokery?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

The stage is set for Sunday drama at the US Open as Sam Burns leads Adam Scott and J.J. Spaun by one stroke - CNN

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

No way

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?